Vital Statistics
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Birthplace:
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Somewhere in So-Cal.
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Education:
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Crappy HS, some scumbag community colleges, a Famous College in Philadelphia.
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Previous Job(s), Length Held:
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Shi'ite car bomber, sidewalk superintendent, UFO investigator.
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Political Orientation:
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Left
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Musical Instrument(s):
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Kazoo
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Favorite Mixed Drink(s):
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All o' them bizarro Rox drinx.
