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Current Location: Bloomington

Vital Statistics

Birthplace:
The White Lodge
Pre-Existing Conditions:
Pathological loathing of authority figures, idiots and bureaucracy in about that order; the horrific excuse for hair you see in every photo of me on here.
Current Job(s), Length Held:
Superhero by night, layabout vegging in front of tv by day.
Previous Job(s), Length Held:
That's classified.
Last Video Rented (and opinion in 4 words or less):
Mulholland Drive. Where's the videogame, already??
Political Orientation:
Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the government is lying about 9/11....
Musical Instrument(s):
Didgeridoo, plus shofar on high holy days.
Favorite Techno-Fetish-Object:
My new mp3 player (yes, I've finally entered the 21st century).
Favorite Drug(s):
la Fée Verte
Personal Motto/Excuse:
Nemo me impune lacessit.
W. Owen, Coffee Virgin

He's not exactly young or innocent, but he was a virgin — a coffee virgin. We gave him his very first cup of joe ever. Now he's an addict.


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